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Lena, 39

Positive comms, fearless clutches, and an unreasonable love of Vertigo.

Gold Nova IIICurrent rank

7 yearsPlaying history

de_vertigoFavorite map

Online now Counter-Strike Match available

Lena: Want to queue?

You: What map?

Lena: Anything except the map we just lost.

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