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Katya, 25
Patient mid holder, utility minimalist, and firm believer in one-taps.
Gold Nova ICurrent rank
3 yearsPlaying history
de_ancientFavorite map
Katya: Want to queue?
You: What map?
Katya: Anything except the map we just lost.
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